Let me vent cause I’m mad: Everytime I go to mcdonalds, I order a single McDo (a single drumstick), but I get an unidentifiable object. MAN WHAT IS THIS? I can’t tell if its a thigh, breast, rib cage, this is not whats in the picture on the box!!!! Its white meat, half is dark meat, its like a mangled up rooster. How can you ruin a drumstick? that’s the easiest part of the fucking chicken. FUCK. every fucking time. ITS NOT HARD TO MAKE A DRUMSTICK MAN. GOD DAMMIT.
Blogging is a thing of the past, but I still like to occasionally write.
I love filipinos. I just bring my luggage to the airport. Them, Its milk fish, tilapia, hot sauce, tuyo, and family nephew in the bag and all that. Me? I’m just wearing jordans and one bag lol. They try to fit EVERYTHING in one bag, its impressive.
Anyways Im in town now, and corona seems to be dealt with pretty good.
However, I hate when people take off their mask to talk, sound waves goes through the mask. you taking it off when your droplets are the most likely to fly out into the air is beating the whole purpose of the mask. Youve got that on when your mouth is closed, but when you decide to open that mouth, you take the mask off and start talking to me. I swear man, imma flip out. -end of rant-
I see this mid sized hairy spider on the wall. I’m like “you know you dun fucked up right? now you know you dun fucked up?” I aim my AK shower head at it, and right before the water hit it, it jumped off the wall, and at me. why did I do the chicken dance like Mayweather hit me with a stiff left jab, then did the dougie (if you’re under 30 just google it), and I may or may not have let out a homer simpson scream. son of a bi…..and I don’t think it went in the drain, so this bastard is still in the house, and now vengeful. FUCK.
Everything made BY the chinese are cheap and will break in a month. But 90% of the things you own, that you’ve had for years, are made by the …….
uh huh.
you ever notice women with solid men do the least amount of talking online. no quotes, no stories, no nothing. Too busy taking care of them to even bother being on here swanning. and men themselves will tell the woman ‘you’re doing too much knock that shit off’. thats how i know which friends are in good marriages, the ones i hardly see posting on here. yall know who you are. good job you, im proud of you. me on the other hand. everybody getting smashed and 100 thots posting subliminals and soundtracks about my demise. smh. too old for this.
I have a peacock feather on my wrist. Someone said it’s for girls. Newsflash: The peacock with the flamboyant feathers, is actually a male (peahen, are females, and do not have flamboyant feathers), peacock feathers are used to attract females. Remember this every time you see a chick with a ‘cute’ peacock feather tattoo. #doyourresearch#transgendertatts #dontassumethepeacocksgender#yadoingitwrong
It’s been a long time since I’ve updated my site. So much as been happening, my brother also came to visit back in Feb. BUT I will be doing much more updates this second half of the year. Stay tuned!
Insects everywhere:
I woke up to pee only to see huge ass roach the size of a ps4 controller on my tooth brush, after spraying it down the sink with hot water and before getting back to bed I decide to get a handful of flaming hot cheetos, I dip my hand in the bag, and its full of ants (wtf i didn’t even know ants liked spicy food). Did I forget to mention I’m on the 41st floor of a luxury condo? Imagine being in a single floor home in a province. I’d be tusslin with wolves and mongoose, the fuck is goin on. #welcometothephilippines #philippinesproblems #tropics
I really, really hate when people ask me if I ate. Unless you plan on whipping up a meal don’t ask me this stupid question. If I did, what? if I didn’t what? you gonna whip something up? because if not, don’t ask me this dumb ass question. My stomach will remind me to eat, you don’t need to ask. I can assure you, that my body will tell me that it needs calories to survive, I don’t need another human being to curiously ask me if its been filled. Do I ask you “you put gas in your car this afternoon? make sure to put gas in your car” I know it’s courtesy in some cultures, to show you care, yea well in my culture its a dumb ass question. How about a more in depth question? “What has been filling your mind these past 3 days” see? now thats a good one huh? ffs
I never did update my website to inform that I live in Manila now. I have been here since June, so about 4 months and its been the best move I’ve made thus far. Things have been going good and I plan to buy a house in 2020, yes, I will be here long term. Warm weather, warm people whom speak english, cheap cost of living, and general courtesy that I have missed all these years. Random fact: Outside of North America, Philippines have the most american expats in the world.
Anyways I guess I should change my bio to ‘welcome to manila’. I have begun a new chapter in a new country, and I’m happy.
Traveling Knox 