I was looking at this Carl’s Jr menu in horror ,actually, I look at most menus in the U.S with horror now that they put the calories next to the food. I just ordered a SINGLE (not double or triple) guacamole bacon cheeseburger, and it’s 900 calories AYOOOO. and thats just the burger not including the fries and drink, thats well over 1,200 calories…AND THATS ONE MEAL WTF. . did I forget to mention this was the single? I saw one burger that had jalapeno poppers, chicken nuggets, fried zucchini and 2-3 patties in it. WHO eats like that? god damn. It’s like every 10 years the meals get bigger and bigger. I went to buy a pack of nerds and all I could find were some big ass jumbo packages that looked like they were meant for trick or treaters, not one person. what used to be regular is king size, and what is king size is diabetes. Damn. I’m only gorging now because in a couple of weeks I’ll back to noodles and rice.
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I ordered potato salad
I ordered some potato salad and it was mixed with corn. It really annoys me when something so simple gets destroyed here. Always extra for no reason. Crazy part is, its not in the description nor the pic on the menu, so how this turned into a corn salad is beyond me. *throws in bin*
Pepper Spray
twas messing around with my wife’s pepper spray. never actually used one before, a little thing size of a hand sanitizer bottle, thought nothing of it really. But today I was curious and decided to aim it at the door, thinking it would be one of those long streams. it wasnt. It was a mist, a mist that reversed back at me (fuck the ceiling fan) and luckily it didn’t get in my eyes, but it got all in my airways.
this shouldn’t be legal.
Vent (Philippines addition)
Let me vent cause I’m mad: Everytime I go to mcdonalds, I order a single McDo (a single drumstick), but I get an unidentifiable object. MAN WHAT IS THIS? I can’t tell if its a thigh, breast, rib cage, this is not whats in the picture on the box!!!! Its white meat, half is dark meat, its like a mangled up rooster. How can you ruin a drumstick? that’s the easiest part of the fucking chicken. FUCK. every fucking time. ITS NOT HARD TO MAKE A DRUMSTICK MAN. GOD DAMMIT.
Update in the Philippines
Blogging is a thing of the past, but I still like to occasionally write.
I love filipinos. I just bring my luggage to the airport. Them, Its milk fish, tilapia, hot sauce, tuyo, and family nephew in the bag and all that. Me? I’m just wearing jordans and one bag lol. They try to fit EVERYTHING in one bag, its impressive.
Anyways Im in town now, and corona seems to be dealt with pretty good.
However, I hate when people take off their mask to talk, sound waves goes through the mask. you taking it off when your droplets are the most likely to fly out into the air is beating the whole purpose of the mask. Youve got that on when your mouth is closed, but when you decide to open that mouth, you take the mask off and start talking to me. I swear man, imma flip out. -end of rant-
I was in the shower then…..
I see this mid sized hairy spider on the wall. I’m like “you know you dun fucked up right? now you know you dun fucked up?” I aim my AK shower head at it, and right before the water hit it, it jumped off the wall, and at me. why did I do the chicken dance like Mayweather hit me with a stiff left jab, then did the dougie (if you’re under 30 just google it), and I may or may not have let out a homer simpson scream. son of a bi…..and I don’t think it went in the drain, so this bastard is still in the house, and now vengeful. FUCK.
Here’s how propaganda works
Everything made BY the chinese are cheap and will break in a month. But 90% of the things you own, that you’ve had for years, are made by the …….
uh huh.
Just saying
you ever notice women with solid men do the least amount of talking online. no quotes, no stories, no nothing. Too busy taking care of them to even bother being on here swanning. and men themselves will tell the woman ‘you’re doing too much knock that shit off’. thats how i know which friends are in good marriages, the ones i hardly see posting on here. yall know who you are. good job you, im proud of you. me on the other hand. everybody getting smashed and 100 thots posting subliminals and soundtracks about my demise. smh. too old for this.
Peacock
I have a peacock feather on my wrist. Someone said it’s for girls. Newsflash: The peacock with the flamboyant feathers, is actually a male (peahen, are females, and do not have flamboyant feathers), peacock feathers are used to attract females. Remember this every time you see a chick with a ‘cute’ peacock feather tattoo. #doyourresearch#transgendertatts #dontassumethepeacocksgender#yadoingitwrong
Insects everywhere
It’s been a long time since I’ve updated my site. So much as been happening, my brother also came to visit back in Feb. BUT I will be doing much more updates this second half of the year. Stay tuned!
Insects everywhere:
I woke up to pee only to see huge ass roach the size of a ps4 controller on my tooth brush, after spraying it down the sink with hot water and before getting back to bed I decide to get a handful of flaming hot cheetos, I dip my hand in the bag, and its full of ants (wtf i didn’t even know ants liked spicy food). Did I forget to mention I’m on the 41st floor of a luxury condo? Imagine being in a single floor home in a province. I’d be tusslin with wolves and mongoose, the fuck is goin on. #welcometothephilippines #philippinesproblems #tropics
Traveling Knox 