Me and my gf Claire were hanging out watching youtube videos when a chinese folk song came on, I proceeded to fan dance with no fans like so

 

Claire bursts into laughter and tears

“What are you doing?!?!?”

Me: Chinese dancing *fan fan fan* *head tilt**fan*

Her: *rolls on the bed laughing*

Me: Hehe funny eh? How do black people dance?

Her: *stands up* *starts thrusting and gyrating her tiny asian hips*

:*D

Me: What is that?

Her: I dont know, that’s how it looks, like you’re having sex with air

LOL

In retrospect, she’s not wrong *shrugs* *starts twerking*