twas messing around with my wife’s pepper spray. never actually used one before, a little thing size of a hand sanitizer bottle, thought nothing of it really. But today I was curious and decided to aim it at the door, thinking it would be one of those long streams. it wasnt. It was a mist, a mist that reversed back at me (fuck the ceiling fan) and luckily it didn’t get in my eyes, but it got all in my airways.

this shouldn’t be legal.